What's This? What's This? What the fuck is this? The Fuck? The Fuck is in the air? The Fuck? What the fuck is this thing right here oh my god I can't believe my eyes oh my god OH FUCK!
The Fuck? The Fuck? What the fuck are these? The Fuck? That bird gives me creeps! The Fuck? What is that giant thing What the hell is that Why the fuck are they so happy WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GIANT TOY THING? THE FUCK?!?!?
There's no children touching each other on each other's pea-beans! And why the fuck are they looking all really jolly? What the fuck are these things? I cannot believe my eyes! I wonder what is inside of this here house... Oh look, what now? They're hanging mistletoe! They kiss? That looks really dumb! The Fuck? And why is there no blood and gore and guts everywhere oh my god, what the fuck, THE FUCK?
Oh look, what now? Is that a stupid little tree? The Fuck? What are all those lights? THE FUCK? Why are they plugging it in and making it look really shiny OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MYY GOOOD!! Oh I want it, oh I want it, oh I want it for my own! THE FUCK?
Oh look, what now? The children are asleep! The Fuck? There's nothing underneath! No ghouls! There's nothing here to traumatize them, scare them and make them feel like they have to take medications all day...
Why is everything jolly? What the hell is here? There's nothing scary around, what the fuck is here? Oh my god, look at this really dumb brick wall! Look at all these christmas lights, what the hell is thaaaAAAAAHHH!!!!
I nearly broke, all my legs and knees! The hell? This merry-go-round, saved me! Look at this train...Oh my god, I want it oh I want it OH I WANT IT OH I WANT IT OH I WANT IT OH I WANT IT OH I WANT IT OH I WANT IT OH I WANT IT OH I WANT IT!